in me mums uterus…… womb womb
I need feminism because girls literally get demonized for liking pumpkin flavored things???? ok?????????????
"in case of fire use stairs" that’s ridiculous. how the FUCK am i supposed to put this fire out with these stairs
One of the things I hate is that if you aren’t bipolar, OCD, autistic, ect, it’s considered perfectly acceptable to be all “ha ha I look autistic” “feeling a little bipolar today”, but if you actually do have a mental disorder, then god forbid you talk about it, you attention-seeking over-dramatizing romanticizing monster.
this is the realest thing I’ve ever read
I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE POUR KETCHUP ALL OVER THE FRENCH FRIES INSTEAD OF A DESIGNATED CORNER AND THEY OFFER ME SOME LIKE NO FUCK YOU AND YOUR TAINTED FRENCH FRIES
The thing is when you’re bisexual, you’re not really surprised when a straight person is biphobic. Sure it sucks and you’re like “well fuck you too dude” to whoever the prick is; but it’s not so astonishing.
Biphobic gay people on the other hand, actually hurt like a motherfucker. Like bro you’re supposed to be on my side??? Like even “my people” can’t accept me?? That hurts so much more than some random dude who expects a threesome.
If a white boy walked around with a samurai sword, he wouldn’t be gunned down by the police.
DARRIEN HUNT WAS COSPLAYING WITH HIS SAMURAI SWORD AND THE POLICE MURDERED HIM.
whats the difference between bi people and unicorns
i can see unicorns on movies and tv
sure we’ve never had a woman president, the majority of politicians and CEOs are men, a woman needs a masters degree just to make the same money as a man with a BA doing the same job, rape cases are grossly under prosecuted, and we teach young girls that they’re “asking for” rape based on what they’re wearing
but let’s talk about the REAL issues like how some woman on the internet is selling a coffee mug with the words “male tears” printed on it
That’s a really good question. I honestly don’t totally know.
I love them a lot as a friend because they’re honestly just the most wonderful person I’ve ever known. But that also melts into me liking them as more than a friend. The line between the two emotions gets blurred in my head pretty easily. I’ve never been in love before, so I have nothing to compare it to, which doesn’t help clarify emotions at all. This person is also incredibly attractive. The first time I met them I was like “wow, this person is gorgeous” which was when the crush started, and then I got to know them better and liked them even more.
So basically I’m just one big mess of confusion. I want to be really good friends with this person because I adore them, but if they were single and wanted to kiss me I wouldn’t even hesitate to say yes. Even now if they wanted to kiss me for some strange reason, I’d have a really hard time saying no.
"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"
"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"
"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"
"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."
"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"